Raising Kids (funny)
SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was
explaining evolution to the children.
The Teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER:That's my point. We can't see GOD because, HE isn't there. HE just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher
agreed, so the little girl asked the boy:Tommy, do you see the tree
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one!
II CORINTHIANS 5:7" FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
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We were made by God and for God, and until you figure that out, life isn't going to make sense.
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a civilization, it expects what never was and what never will be.
- Thomas Jefferson
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