YOU MIGHT BE A JEWISH REDNECK IF

[Alex The Hawk]

You Might Be A Jewish Redneck If:

[ul][*]You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.
[*]You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.
[*]Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
[*]Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
[*]You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.
[*]You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.
[*]You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law.
[*]You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
[*]When someone shouts L'chaim you respond L'howdy.
[*]You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special occasion[/ul][/align]

[The Rev]

Those are great Alex, but you know you've opened a can of worms, you'll have to explain them to Reb. and catway is going to dispute them.

[mr-pirk]

You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.

That is my favorite.

Thanks
Mr-Pirk

[manuman]

I was going to add that if your name is Alex and you live in Florida--but that might be a little too personal--so I won't!

[Alex The Hawk]

Hey give my address also,lol

[manuman]

ORIGINAL: Alex The Hawk

Hey give my address also,lol

OK--404 Billy Bob Lane
Rat's Mouth , Fla.( Boca Rtaon--for the stupido's!)

[Rebel Hog]

.You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special occasion


.You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.

[Rebel Hog]

ORIGINAL: The Rev

you'll have to explain them to Reb. .

Oye mocoso, callete la boca!

[The Rev]

ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

Oye mocoso, callete la boca!

Hey,You need to espeak Engilich in dise roooom.

[manuman]

In England he would have said--Shut it!