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Old 09-08-2005, 11:42 AM   #1
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out " CROSS ."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS ."
The pastor hollered out " GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound ."
The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD ."
The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES ."
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:53 AM   #2
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That's pretty funny.
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:59 AM   #3
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That's pretty funny.
Hey Charlie, I posted News Media on the Chi Vang trialin the Off Season.
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Old 09-08-2005, 12:03 PM   #4
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Thank you.
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Old 09-10-2005, 11:34 AM   #5
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he he he he
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