Christian Humor.
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.
The pastor shouted out " CROSS ."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS ."
The pastor hollered out " GRACE" The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound ."
The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD ."
The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES ."
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Jesus said, "he who stands firm to the end will be saved" Mark 13:13.
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