Very cute....
I recieved this yesterday, It is another cut and paste, but it's good.
[/align][/align][/align]I was testing the childrenin my Sunday school class
to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.[/align]
I asked them, "If I sold my house
and my car,
had a big garage sale
and gave all my money
to the church,
would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children
answered.
"If I cleaned the churchevery day,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals
and gave candy
to all the children,
and loved my husband,
would that get me into Heaven?"
I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."[/align][/align][/align][/align]
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