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Old 06-27-2005, 12:59 PM   #1
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Default A little Humor!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:38 PM   #2
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Default RE: A little Humor!

Good one Reb!
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:48 PM   #3
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Default RE: A little Humor!

You did'nt even noticed, I cut and pasted!
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