Love at First Sight

[Clint.]

I have finally found her!
I don't know who she is.
I don't even know where she is, but I must find her!
It is simply love at first sight!

Clint

[Knightia]

Thats some cup/can holder
Pleasing to the eye she is.

you could always trade here for a shotgun im sure-- if she cant cook& clean fish.

[etothepii]

Pleasing to the eye she is.

Knightia: the Yoda of Huntingnet!

[datamax]

Lets take a closer look at this

1) she's flabby - no muscle tone AT ALL
2) she's drinking Bud Light - one of the nastiest of piss beer's brewed
3) her hair is bleached - a sign of insecurity
4) the water she's standing is is green - she has no qualms about standing in GREEN water ?
5) bruise on left, upper arm. Probably a sign she takes abuse
6) obviosuly fake jewlery, a rich wannabe that hsa to "fit in" to feel comfortable about herslf
7) that rod/reel is an antique and would fetch a good price on EBAY
8) saggy boobs - big time
9) visors are out
10) flames on a bikini ? That screams "slut"

Ao in retrospect, you've found an insecure woman with flab and sag, cradling in her thong one of the nastiest of beer while standing in a cesspool of green water, wearing fake jewlery and flamed bikini that screams trailer trash from south Texas

[etothepii]

Oh, and one more thing:

Looks fake. Must be photoshopped.

[etothepii]

1) she's flabby - no muscle tone AT ALL
2) she's drinking Bud Light - one of the nastiest of piss beer's brewed
3) her hair is bleached - a sign of insecurity
4) the water she's standing is is green - she has no qualms about standing in GREEN water ?
5) bruise on left, upper arm. Probably a sign she takes abuse
6) obviosuly fake jewlery, a rich wannabe that hsa to "fit in" to feel comfortable about herslf
7) that rod/reel is an antique and would fetch a good price on EBAY
8) saggy boobs - big time
9) visors are out
10) flames on a bikini ? That screams "slut"

Data, THAT is the redneck definition of a hottie!!!!

[Clint.]

ORIGINAL: datamax

Lets take a closer look at this

1) she's flabby - no muscle tone AT ALL
2) she's drinking Bud Light - one of the nastiest of piss beer's brewed
3) her hair is bleached - a sign of insecurity
4) the water she's standing is is green - she has no qualms about standing in GREEN water ?
5) bruise on left, upper arm. Probably a sign she takes abuse
6) obviosuly fake jewlery, a rich wannabe that hsa to "fit in" to feel comfortable about herslf
7) that rod/reel is an antique and would fetch a good price on EBAY
8) saggy boobs - big time
9) visors are out
10) flames on a bikini ? That screams "slut"

Ao in retrospect, you've found an insecure woman with flab and sag, cradling in her thong one of the nastiest of beer while standing in a cesspool of green water, wearing fake jewlery and flamed bikini that screams trailer trash from south Texas

Interesting observations Data. I think you're just jealous cuz I found her first!

Just one more thing though:

Pay close attention to how she holds that big rod. That ought to count for something!

Clint

[North Texan]

Ao in retrospect, you've found an insecure woman with flab and sag, cradling in her thong one of the nastiest of beer while standing in a cesspool of green water, wearing fake jewlery and flamed bikini that screams trailer trash from south Texas

As long as you qualify it. To me, your description fits more of the east Texas style.

[North Texan]

5) bruise on left, upper arm. Probably a sign she takes abuse

I believe that is just the way the water is reflecting on her arm.

[Knightia]

5) bruise on left, upper arm.

Birth mark-minor blemish.