Looks Like Tardfarmer's Concerns Are Justified

Aught Six · 03-09-2005, 08:02 AM

Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers

I never understood how a discussion on homosexuality devolved into hysterical outbursts against bestiality and necrophilia...until now.

Looks like I owe you an apology, tard.

tardfarmer · 03-09-2005, 08:07 AM

See, now you're learnin'

tardfarmer · 03-09-2005, 08:29 AM

My favorite 2004 Ig Nobel award:

http://www.zoology.ubc.ca/%7Ebwilson/herring.html

herring communicate by farting......

datamax · 03-09-2005, 08:52 AM

so what am I to learn from this ?

#1 - these are NOT homosexual acts - they are bisexual at best indicating choice
#2 - rape is natural, some people are just born to rape. Don't hold it against them
#3 - don't fly into glass
#4 - ducks not only go at it for 75 minutes, but they do it "forcefully" .............. really ?
#5 - next time I hear someone coming up from behind me saying " 'raeb-raeb' " I'm going to absolutely FREAK OUT
#6 - this guy is an absolute moron
#7 - the people awarding him the prize were absolute morons.

Carpicon · 03-09-2005, 08:54 AM

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#4 - ducks not only go at it for 75 minutes, but they do it "forcefully" .............. really ?

Easily the funniest thing I will read all day.

Nice job.

Tazman · 03-09-2005, 09:07 AM

My wife and I were fishing from the bank one time and watched as about 6 drakes repeatedly raped a hen, they were pinning her down by biting her neck and having their way with her over and over again. My wife freaked, she wanted me to stop them! I looked at her and asked her how with no gun or boat I was to accomplish this task? She had no answer and it continued for another 20 minutes until finally the hen managed to break free long enough to fly off, of course the rapist were in hot pursuit.

Aught Six · 03-09-2005, 09:20 AM

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so what am I to learn from this ?

Maybe I over-simplified my conclusions. I thought the lesson was that homosexuals enjoy getting it on with dead animals. That's what tard's been saying for months, if not years.

North Texan · 03-09-2005, 09:27 AM

If there is such a thing as re-incarnation, I sure hope I don't come back as a mallard.

NCOutdoors · 03-09-2005, 09:39 AM

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#4 - ducks not only go at it for 75 minutes, but they do it "forcefully" .............. really ?

Easily the funniest thing I will read all day.

Nice job.

I'm liking #5 (next time I hear someone coming up from behind me saying " 'raeb-raeb' " I'm going to absolutely FREAK OUT). It's a dern funny mental picture right there!

tardfarmer · 03-09-2005, 10:48 AM

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Maybe I over-simplified my conclusions. I thought the lesson was that homosexuals enjoy getting it on with dead animals. That's what tard's been saying for months, if not years.

Are you sure you're not data? I never said such a thing. I merely reiterated what Justice Antonin Scalia said about the Lawrence-v-Texas decision.

But don't let the facts get in the way.