And you think Wisconsinites are weird=pthhh

[tardfarmer]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...t/animal_sex_1

Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows
2 hours, 26 minutes ago Strange News - AP
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.
Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.
Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.
He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.
Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

[vc1111]

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm.

Fade in theme from The Twilight Zone.

[datamax]

I don't see anything wrong with it at all except for the trespassing.

Do you ?

[tardfarmer]

He could get "angry heifer" disease.

[vc1111]

I don't see anything wrong with it at all except for the trespassing.

Do you ?

Depends.

Did he call them the next morning?

[tardfarmer]

Depends.

Did he call them the next morning?

bet he felt her up though

[datamax]

bet he felt her up though

You think ? 4 teats to grab instead of 2 plus looking at all that hamburger, ribeye, t-bone and tenderloin in the process !!

Well now lets be rationale here. At least its vaginal sex as opposed to nasty anal sex that some guys have. True its with a heifer, but at least he knows she aint sleeping around with other men. They both know its just sex, theres no committment and when she goes to the butcher house he moves on down the line with the next one being fattened up. It wasn't prostitution because he didn't pay for the sex.

Its just beastiality. He was likely just born that way and people are being prejudiced against his sexual orientation, you know ? It is utterly possible but likely a moot point

[kevin1]

Kittymax ,
I don't care what you call it , that's just trifling to even think of . [:'(]

[datamax]

kevine1 -

I don't care what you call it , that's just trifling to even think of .

Probably grosses him out thinking about you having sex with a woman. SHUDDER !!!!!!!! Disgusting, male/female human/human sex. Normal to him is human/male bovine/female ......... in his mind you're the freak.

[8mm/06]

Were they slutty girlscout calves?