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Old 02-12-2005, 05:12 PM   #1
 
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This is a different twist on rednecks...

I have enjoyed redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.

You might be a redneck if:

-It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God..."
-You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
-You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays."
-You bow your head when someone prays.
-You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
-You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
-You've never burned an American flag.
-You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
-You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
-You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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Old 02-12-2005, 06:55 PM   #2
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Darn Clint, I guess I'm a redneck dude.
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redneck is an offensive, derrogatory word used to describe southern people not unlike many words that, if used on this board, would be removed regardless of what context they were used in.

Isn't it funny that the same rules don't apply ?
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redneck is an offensive, derrogatory word used to describe southern people not unlike many words that, if used on this board, would be removed regardless of what context they were used in.
BULL,

I stand for every derogatory, slanderous, ugly account of a "redneck"

And i'm damn proud of it.

WISCONSIN REDNECK.
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:51 PM   #5
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redneck is an offensive, derrogatory word used to describe southern people not unlike many words that, if used on this board, would be removed regardless of what context they were used in.
BULL,

I stand for every derogatory, slanderous, ugly account of a "redneck"

And i'm damn proud of it.

WISCONSIN REDNECK.
You mean Wisconsin Redneck in the hood.
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redneck is an offensive, derrogatory word used to describe southern people not unlike many words that, if used on this board, would be removed regardless of what context they were used in.
BULL,

I stand for every derogatory, slanderous, ugly account of a "redneck"

And i'm damn proud of it.

WISCONSIN REDNECK.
At almost every hunting camp I've ever hunted out of...there is a "camp bitch"....somebody with a jockstrap that's too small or somethin'. Ours has a cute little puppy though, doesn't he Tard?

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You mean Wisconsin Redneck in the hood.
In more liberal learning circles we call that an "experience"....
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Ours has a cute little puppy though, doesn't he Tard?
I have no problem with DATA, and I hope he doesn't take offence.

But as I learned along time ago, "if you're going to run with the big dogs, you have to lift your leg a little higher".

he he.
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I'm a redneck from california, i'm happy
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Someone call?
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