We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any
woman other
than
his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women
are asked to
walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of
their
house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate
that they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for
all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist
sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti terrorist
activity.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women
are asked to
walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood
terrorists.
Please son,
I live in wisconsin. It's hard to tell cattle from women around here, best to get to know them first before you have to special order their clothes from Omar the tent maker.
In the name of Patriotism
