Got to love Texans.

[burniegoeasily]

T. Bubba Bechtol, part time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the
allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his
ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. "If
hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery cables will save
one American GI's life, then I have just two things to say "Red is positive"
Black is negative"

[mdrbowler99]

And make sure it is a Die Hard with heavy cranking power.

[ButchA]

LOL!! [8D] What's that saying, "Don't mess with Texas"? Well, that has got to be true...

Butch A.

[North Texan]

LOL

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

[frizzellr]

Remember, it's the amps that get you, not the volts.

[Red Hawk]

That was funny lol