Looking for tips on belly hunting

[PABuck_HNTR]

I was wondering if anyone had any info on the John Kerry method of Belly Crawl Deer Hunting? I was looking for a book on the subject , but was told that Kerry didn't want it released to the public. Should knee and elbow pads be used? Should I wear flourescent orange on my rear end? How do I see through the underbrush while in the prone position? There are so many questions and NO answers. I wish he'd give us some details instead of keeping it all to himself. I could NEVER vote for a guy who is that selfish.

[Bushman/hun]

Should knee and elbow pads be used? Should I wear flourescent orange on my rear end? How do I see through the underbrush while in the prone position?

Yes those pads are optional, but advisableAnd orange is needed & the white flag he aways carrys( not sure why) As for seeing you must become proficent in iding animals threw the brush by there ankles& feet only. A skill only a few have like kerry.(somethings learned from the natives & jungle ppl of asia he lived with for many yrs as a youngman)

Hope he tells you about those rabid ground hogs that attack& sometimes try to mount you for there sadistic sexual pleasures.

So you see why only a few men can hunt this way kerry being one of them, ...maybe the only one ...brave & butch enough to endure such dangers& having the skills required.

He does wear the one piece undies with the big SK on them( SUPER KERRY)& has the custom made hair moose for just these type things- but those are seconday- to his highly polished outdoor skills& his baby soft hands he uses to comfort us after a hard day in the field.

sin cierly, E, fudaduck
P.s Someday he may right a book for us all on this type hunting. Or me " belly crawling polticans i have knowen& loved " Or how to get lower then a snake in the grass"

P,s,s Dont mention bushs in front of him- even rose bushs - he could have a brainshutdiwn/nurological fit ( Said to be trauma induced by all his many many serious wounds of the war yrs flooding back)[&o]

[strut]

LOL, you guys are a HOOT.

The only other guy here that I have talked with that has the belly crawl experience all perfected is GA, maybe he can give us some pointers since the great tomatoe headed belly crawler himself won't .

[hntngirl]

I can offer one piece of advice....do not attempt this method of hunting during the rut![&:]

[oldelkhunter]

Guys its a lost ancient art this belly crawl thing. I am reading up on it now and hope to get some useful tips from GA . I will try to implement it this year on my annual Alabama trip. I hope the snakes writhing alongside me give me some professional courtesy.

[Sswpriz]

Should knee and elbow pads be used?

The way Kerry is sucking up to any and all to get a vote, I think he has knee pads surgically attached to his knees !!! [:'(][:'(]

[Bushman/hun]

I can offer one piece of advice....do not attempt this method of hunting during the rut!

Yes true- what i was thinking too
The Belly crawl could be safer then the on hands n knees, all 4 method though.

Yes Alabama & a few other places would be intresting places to crawl around in presuit of wild animals
Id love to watch kerry do it
A bit diffent then a 60 acre corn field in concord? ,Mass id think.

Id like to take him to the snowy range & stick him in the black timber in febuary[&:]
Hav him crawling around like a bucked toothed vole under the snow ..that could be 20ft of snow over top.

We got some snakes cactus & yuccas tho too

But I like my daydream of him down south bellly crawlin all the way, mussed up hair[] running into fireants & poisonous snakes ..better[&:][&:].

[Aught Six]

I was talking with my wife about hunting my private spots in MD the other night, and asked if she wanted to buy a non-resident license so she can hunt with me. She looked at me and said, "Sure, I'd love to. But will DNR allow me to hunt around on my belly?"

I was in a "serious" mood, so it caught me off guard for a few seconds, and then I just had to crack up laughing. She's very cute, in more ways than one.

[Beagle001]

i was surprised he wasnt wearing carharts and a white rag on his tail... lookin for a little action.

[Vapodog]

Should knee and elbow pads be used?

Actually Bill Clinton's term made best use of (at least) knee pads.....remember Monica and her "knee pads"???

Maybe now we better understand Ketchup head.