The difference between Teresa Heinz and Laura Bush..
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat
there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The
barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to
politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his
chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse, "The second
barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife
doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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