Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
A "smart" southern Republican wouldn't be carrying a Glock, they'd be carrying a Sig and then the rest of the thing would be correct.
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RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
Fro, Fro, Fro......
When it comes to life and death. We pick Glock!
Sorry but Glock is the gun of the south (and the rest of the free world for that matter). We like to get dirty and we cant afford to have to stop and clean it before we shoot
I would also add to the Southern republican that the wife would be hitting you in the head and screaming at you for not carring more mags! And the kids would be arguing because one of them picked up a few more shell cases then the other, and its not fair one gets to reload a few more then the other!
RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
I've heard friendly debates go around regarding the Glock. It seems that those who like them, like them really well and those who don't, hate them and those who don't necessarily hate them...crack jokes about them.
RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
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ORIGINAL: FroMan
A "smart" southern Republican wouldn't be carrying a Glock, they'd be carrying a Sig and then the rest of the thing would be correct.
No,No,No...well at least this Southern Republican trapped in a yankee body would have to side with, you'd carry a Ruger SuperBlackhawk .44 mag with 300 grain semi-wadcutters.
RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
All of you are wrong. Southern republicans carry a 1911 cocked and locked. Geesh, do you guys live under a rock or what?
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RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
Agreed bigbulls, I have an EAA .45ACP. Shoots clean, dirty, and wet. I also agree, with Mike in that two(2) clips does fall short of a full load, I carry three(3) myself.
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (firearm humor)
