Why didn't [b]I[/b] think of this??

[eldeguello]

Letter to FBI/CIA

Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion
are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female
flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes
for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have
no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now, why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton (Origin Unknown!!)

[Briman]

Make sure the attendants are slathered in oil, but also make sure the oil contains a little bit of pork byproducts.

You get a choice between a crappy meal or a lapper

[oldelkhunter]

Naked women didn't seem to bother Mohammed Atta and his merry bunch . Weren't they doing the Florida Strip Club circuit when they were undergoing their Pilot training?

[Clint.]

ORIGINAL: oldelkhunter

Naked women didn't seem to bother Mohammed Atta and his merry bunch . Weren't they doing the Florida Strip Club circuit when they were undergoing their Pilot training?

Heck, what's a little hypocrisy among friends?

Clint

[oldelkhunter]

So a good guess would be that Hooters Air wouldn't be their airline of choice Wonder if they fly to Colorado,Montana or Wyoming ?

[whelen36]

now that's a good one , figured ole' slick would've thought that one up , but i think the ACL(P)U would ruin it from happening