Democratic National Convention Schedule and Agenda

[JagMagMan]

Here is the 2004 Democratic National Convention schedule and agenda!

6:00 p.m. Opening flag burning ceremony

6:15 p.m. Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. Anti-war concert by Barbra Striesand

6:40 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

7:00 p.m. Tribute theme to France

7:10 p.m. Collect offerings for al-Zawahir defense fund

7:25 p.m. Tribute theme to Germany

7:45 p.m. Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore

8:25 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

8:30 p.m. Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00 p.m. Gay marriage ceremony
(male and female couples)

9:25 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

9:30 p.m. Intermission

10:00 p.m. Posting of the Iraqi colors- by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:05 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

10:10 p.m. Re-enactment of John Kerry's fake medal toss

10:20 p.m. Cameo by Dean "Yeeeeeearrrrrg!"

10:30 p.m. Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

10:50 p.m. pledge of allegiance to the U.N.

11:00 p.m. Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex)

11:15 p.m. Maximizing welfare workshop

11:30 p.m. "Free Saddam" pep rally

11:59 p.m. Teddy Kennedy proposes a toast

12:00a.m. Nomination of democratic candidate

Any chance that we could get Teddy to drive Hillary home from the convention????

[Deerslayer_37]

HAHA on driving hillary home...when i was in teh senate gallery teddy was speaking, i wanted to stand up and yell, "CHAPPAQUIDDICK!". i would have gotten arrested tho

slayer

[etothepii]

CHAPPAQUIDDICK

How does anyone know how to spell this?!?!?

[Clint.]

CHAPPAQUIDDICK

The last few letters of that name are an apt description of the perpetrator of the crime. That creep should be in jail--not the U.S. Senate!

Clint