Your momma's so tactical....

Aught Six · 06-29-2004, 09:44 AM

I was shopping around on the web and came across a t-shirt that reads:

"YOUR MOMMA'S SO TACTICAL....

She wears a kevlar apron

She low-crawls to the mailbox

She parkerized all the silverware

She has night sights on her spatula

She signals a taxi by popping smoke

She serves ballistic gelatin for dessert

She has a mil-dot scope on the TV remote

Instead of baking cakes, she pies the corner

She has a drop-leg holster for the dustbuster"

Hehehe....

kevin1 · 06-29-2004, 10:27 AM

Sick ... Truly sick !
I love it !

deadshot · 06-29-2004, 03:32 PM

AUGHT SIX i never realized you knew my mom,, [8D][8D]

Deerslayer_37 · 06-29-2004, 05:46 PM

LMAO

slayer

j3k2c1 · 06-29-2004, 05:48 PM

ROFLMBO!!!!