Osama's death (PS it is a joke)
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise.
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He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and
yelled angrily, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Then
Patrick Henry punched Osama in the nose and James Madison kicked him in
the groin. .
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Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James
Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans.
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As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden
groaned, "This is not what I was promised!"
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The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you! What did you think I said?"
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