Sweet dreams, watching out for that elk

[Aught Six]

Close Call for Toddler as Elk Crushes Bed

I suspect that Finnish liberals will propose relocating the residences to protect elk habitat, and also mandate all residents to cover their windows with a matte coating or sheet to avoid this problem in the future.

[hntngirl]

Why do these things never happen to me?
That would have really been something to see! I slapped a cow on the butt once. Later on, I thought how easily she could have kicked me in the head. That would have been a great story to tell too.

[oldelkhunter]

Where is the Sako when you need it ?

[Sswpriz]

Later on, I thought how easily she could have kicked me in the head.

Ummm, I thought that was your excuse !!! J/K