NEW BARTENDER
Our favorite bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot poured the guy a drink, then proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"
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"Bitte, trinks du das Wasser nicht. Dahin haben die Kuhen gesheissen."
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