Survivor 10 - I'm going to send off my application on Monday. I mean, yeah, I haven't won YET, actually haven't even been picked for the 16 or even sent in the tape, but I got a feeling, you know ?
Any ideas on cool stuff to put in my application video ?
Hey, c'mon, I'm serious guys ! I've got the personaloty (charming with a hint of venom), I got a great ass (you know, eye candy for all the lady viewers) and I have a twinkle in my eyes that appeal to the gay community too. I'm southern (that'll help ratings right there) and the # selling reason why i should be on Survivor ?
I'm from Bill Clinton's home state and can lie with the best of them ! You think Boston Rob was sleezy ? Give 'ol Arkansas Brad a chance, I'll show you lying, manipulation and horse beating like nobody's business !!
Nope, that stuff's not for me. Now if someone came up with a show called 'Perisher', where the object was to kill off your opponents, I might reconsider.
This whining yuppy garbage where you have contests to win food or equipment is BS. I'd like to see a show where contestants are dropped alone into the jungle with a knife, compass, rope, and canteen. Whoever makes it to their objective first wins. Instead of relying on the producers of the show to allow you to advance, you do it yourself with brains and brawn.
How about multiple personalities, like your many login's here at HNI? Could you pull that one off for the TV show???
Why not ? Maybe that'd get me on the show ? Tell them you've had gays, blacks, mulatos, asians, whites ..... what they need to spice it up is someone with multiple personalities !
Do you think HuntingBBS would sponsor me ? I could like wear their banner or something ?
WAHOOO !!! 1 million dollars !!
