Kerry's new campaign ad (ROFL!!!!!)

[ButchA]

Hey there... I got this in an email and howled with laughter!

Butch
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Kerry to Endorse New 'Purple Heart' Band-Aids
05/06/04 NEW BRUNSWICK, New Jersey

Senator John Kerry, the recipient of three Purple Hearts, has signed a contract with Johnson & Johnson to endorse a new line of Band-Aids.

The Band-Aids will be small purple hearts designed to cover minor, superficial wounds like Kerry suffered as a lieutenant in the Vietnam War.

"We're proud to be working with Senator Kerry," said a Johnson & Johnson spokesperson. "We plan to use actual shrapnel removed from his arm in our ad campaign to highlight the small size of our J&J Band-Aid brand Purple Heart bandages."

The doctor who treated Kerry at Cam Ranh Bay, Vietnam, recently described the procedure used to treat the wound that won the senator his first Purple Heart.

"First, I located the wound with the aid of a magnifying glass," said Dr. Louis Letson. "Then, I used a pair of tweezers to extract the shrapnel, which measured approximately one centimeter in length and two to three millimeters in diameter.

"Finally, I covered the wound with one of those little round Band-Aids people use to cover corns on their toes."

The Band-Aid endorsement is not the first for Senator Kerry.

It comes on the heels of two other high-profile endorsement deals Kerry has signed with Waffle House and Flip-Flops, Inc.

(c)2004 RealStupidNews.com

[kevin1]

ROTFLMAO !!!!

[CalHunter]

[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D] ROFLMAO!!! This is absolutely priceless. Wish I had a poster.[8D]

[j3k2c1]

I need to print that out, blow it up many sizes, and laminate it!

[stuckinthereeds]

Thats great. I like it.

[bigbulls]

That was funny as heck.

[TREEDOG]

HarHarHarHarHar

[gobbler afflicted]

Personally I think its pretty pathetic. the republicans dont like it when Bush's service record in the silver spoon reserves unit he was in is brought up, or the fact that he was discharged from the military for not taking a drug test.

But then in the same breath they slam Kerry, who went to Viet Nam, recieved 3 purple hearts, and saved mens lives. In fact one of the men he saved has came out in public and called him nothing short of a true american hero.

You dont have to like his politics, or his stance in many issues, but to question his war record is chicken sh!t.

[strut]

LOL since you are defending him and bashing Bush I guess that means you are going to be voting for him, the most anti-gunner thats ever ran for president, But then again I guess thats about par for a liberal. LOL.

[gobbler afflicted]

Strut I am not sure who I am voting for, and the point of my post was not to defend Kerry and slam Bush, it was to show the hypocracy of the republicans who slam kerry's war record yet defend bush.

Its a fact that those who do it are hypocrites.