Dear Abby,

[Tazman]

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters,
who lives in Pflugerville,is married to a transvestite. My father and mother

have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute
who lives in Longview. She is a part-time "working girl". All things
considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest

with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for
President?


Signed, Worried About My Reputation

[stuckinthereeds]

Very funny. Nice.

[slugman]

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for
President?

Be a deal breaker for me.....all the other stuff is just details

[Aught Six]

Tazman, you "crack" me up!

[Wolf killer]

[Vapodog]

Abby's Reply: NO.....God will forgive all those other sins.....supporting Kerry however is an unforgivable sin and you will burn in hell for it.