Wouldn't it be great to turn on the television and see a president of the United States (any president) make this speech:
My fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq"™s regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries, which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world"™s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You boys, Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there Big tables, too. We will still stand by Israel in whatever you work out.
I"™m ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I"™m gonna put "˜em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty"”starting now.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying "˜darn tootin."™ Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America. (Well, maybe not the soccer)
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
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Careful, This almost sounds like a number of the ideas from the Dems.
I would agree with this.
That's why I think we need an administration change. The current one can't seem to understand all of the domestic issues. And don't pass the nonsense of W passing the "no child left behind act." His decision to put this one in place did more damage to the very schools and children he was "attempting" to help. Most school districts had to cut their summer school programs by more than 70% to fund the W program. Oh, and don't forget, W's program called for something on the scale of 20 billion dollars. He only allowed funding for about 12 billion. Some roll out for a ground breaking program![:-]
As it has been stated elsewhere on the WWW--Regieme change starts at home.
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This'll make you stand up and say "hell yeah"
