GOVERNMENT NOTICE
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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The Tazman aka Martin Price
Proud father of a Devil Dog
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