The new America

[Charlie P]

After reading some of the posts here from some of you the new America should look like this.

No Alocohol
No Gambling
No Smoking

You know all of these can ruin your life.

Cars should be governed out at 65 miles (or your state speed limit) an hour. Speeding is against the law.


No free press
No liberal press
No speaking out against the current adminstration.

It's Un-American and not patriotic. Just agree and go along. No matter what you belive in your heart.

Don't worry about the Constitution things are different now so just relax will go back to abiding by that little piece of paper soon.

[ricoace]

Dont forget the 'Special" Intern camps for homosexuals. Oh, and were going need some "retraining camps" for all the wayward christians who have gone astray.

[stealthycat]

If you had the Power for one day Charlie P ... what would you do with it ?

[Jorgy]

If you had the Power for one day Charlie P ... what would you do with it ?

Topless tuesdays, come on Charlie!

[Charlie P]

You got it Jorgy,

I'd also make it illegal to sell a woman spandex over the size of a 6.

[Aught Six]

I'd also make it illegal to sell a woman spandex over the size of a 6.

What about pre-ban models? My wife looks pretty nice running around the house in spandex.

[Charlie P]

We'd have to evaulate that on a case by case basis.

[vc1111]

No free press
No liberal press
No speaking out against the current adminstration.

It's Un-American and not patriotic

No, un-American and unpatriotic is when you grant the benefit of the doubt to the continuing acts of barbarism and widespread, wholesale, global terrorism as the acts of a minority, and you question wholesale our entire army because of the acts of a minority. That's un-American and unpatriotic.

[stork]

Sometimes it seems that anyone that is not an american gets the Constitution and if you are an american you don't!(those poor terrorist prisners)Waaaaaaaaa!

[Charlie P]

Keep shoveling it VC.