Finally a cat that does something useful, making me laugh.
I suggest feeding him as often as possible
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Now you have to picture a combination of PeeWEE Herman and Wally Cox but with less muscle tone, trying to be intimidating None of this is funny! Message edited by Cougar Mag -- 1/7/2005 1:16:42 AM >/b]
I'd take those feces and mix them with whatever your cat finds extreme gourmet fare....and while the cat's busy at the feed trough, crap on the cat....
You gotta put your foot down somewhere
Consider this your Waterloo...or the cats Waterloo....you pick
have you ever goosed one and him jizz on you ? Some kind of goo male cats can quirt thats kinda like mink musk .... disgusting but very effective in totally grossing out the recipient of the jizz
I'd take those feces and mix them with whatever your cat finds extreme gourmet fare....and while the cat's busy at the feed trough, crap on the cat....
Uh.... I'm not sure this would be a good idea.... IF a fellow squats, certain "THINGS" tend to dangle a bit... Now this cat seems to dislike him. FNG squats over cat. Certain "things" dangle. Cats have claws. Claws are sharp.
NO FREAKIN' WAY BABY!!! I wouldn't do it!
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My cat crapped on me again
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