Trading women for handgun

[txhunter58]

This one tickled my funny bone:

Subject: ARE HANDGUNS BETTER THAN WOMEN??




TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...


#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW .22

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR BACKUP

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDG UN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT

and, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

[whelen36]

good one

[FirstBow]

[8D]

SO FUNNY

[kevin1]

The title had me going .
You can trade women for guns ?

Cool beans ! Where do I sign up !

[Briman]

11. A handgun likes to be put inside the front of your pants.

[Briman]

12. A handgun gets hot whenever you want it to.

[Briman]

13. A handgun won't belittle you for inserting a reduced capacity magazine rather than the hicap its used to.

[eldeguello]

If you want to read something amusing about this, get SIXGUNS by Keith, and read the story of Hacksaw Tom,the red-headed woman, and the copper-plated Colt Single Action Army!!