ROTHLMFAO!
That's one of the funniest reads I've had in a long time, I think this guy should look into a career writing comedy and satire, IMO.
I'm amazed not only at the hit count (I wish I could get 6.37 MILLION people to look at my Ebay ads), but also that he sold a $1,200 dress for $3,850. I'll tell you one thing, if he can't make it as a comedy writer, he's got a long prosperous career as a used car salesman locked up!
Mike