Arabs and American discontent

[burniegoeasily]

Subject: World Situation

-----Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take off, an
American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his
shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window
seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the
American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat
in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good. I'd really like one, too." Again, the American obligingly went to
fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat
in it.

When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the
plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. How long must this go on? This
fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
shoes and pissing in cokes?"

[thndrchiken]

Yes sirrrr, good one.