2004 Democratic national Convention Agenda

[eldeguello]

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect funds for al-Zawahiri defense fund.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war/anti-gun rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes another toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes two toasts, one for each gender.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors ( Sean Penn and Tim Robbins)
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes another toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
Break- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
Ted Kennedy proposes a number of toasts.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy tries to propose a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate. Ted Kennedy flows out. Convention adjourns.

[bob d]

what no marriages with animals???????