What kind of people live in Arkansas?

PABuck_HNTR · 04-17-2004, 06:39 PM

I don't know too many people from there, but the ones I know of seem to be way out of touch with reality.

CODave · 04-17-2004, 08:10 PM

They live in shacks up in the Ozark hills. Usually married to their sister. Have a uni-brow. Missing most teeth. And aint got no learnin.

There should be 8 years worth of Arkansas jokes... seein' how Bill Clinton was governor there.

mr4pt · 04-17-2004, 08:27 PM

What kind of people live in Arkansas?

hmmmmm

Well, I know where you are trying to go with this one but I'll throw my $.01 in....I'm in AR, I can't afford $.02.

Usually we will give the shirts off our wifes back for anyone they call a friend. We work hard but play harder. We have no use for stupid people or stupid people asking stupid questions. Everyone that I know owns a gun that the govt doesn't know about. We could build a fence around our beloved state and be self-sufficent.

Now..........SIC EM STEALTHY!

radical · 04-17-2004, 09:35 PM

i hope their aint more of this kind livin their.lucky for you folks he moved to brooklin.
conrad

stealthycat · 04-17-2004, 10:10 PM

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I don't know too many people from there, but the ones I know of seem to be way out of touch with reality.

Want to expand on that ? Do so and then we'll compare the wackos in my state to the wackos in PA - fair ?

CODave · 04-17-2004, 11:45 PM

mr4pt, I hope you know I'm kidding. I love Arkansas and the Ozarks. FroMan is from AR too, right?

Man, I know the Rogers area where you live is BOOMIN'!

FroMan · 04-18-2004, 12:53 AM

You knew I'd get to this thread sooner or later...

Arkansas is usually the brunt of jokes, and I really don't see why. I've been to a few other states who are much more "redneck" then we are, though we do have our fair share of them, but doesn't everybody?

As for Bubba Klinton, no one I know of in the family voted for him...I'm sure he's a result of years of in-breeding though.

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Everyone that I know owns a gun that the govt doesn't know about.

Hear hear 4pt! I must agree with you on that one...lol. God bless Arkansans!

Coastie · 04-18-2004, 05:06 AM

There was a resident of Arkansas on the ship I was on. One evening he was writing a letter home and apparently attempting to describe the view of the full moon at sea. He was having a bit of difficulty spelling MOON and we could hear him attempting to sound it out.
Moo.....Mooooooo..........Moooooooooooooooo....... .............Mooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

PABuck_HNTR · 04-18-2004, 05:40 AM

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Want to expand on that ? Do so and then we'll compare the wackos in my state to the wackos in PA - fair

Sure I'll expand.. I have always heard jokes about toothless, trailer park, cousin swappin folks from Arkansas! It always seemed that they were picking on Arkansas all the time.

Like the guy that introduced his wife and sister to his friends and only one woman was standing there. Stuff like that.

Also I'm reffering to a guy I met here in Pa who loves to shoot and hunt ,but in no uncertain terms would vote for a republican because he/she is republican. But would and has voted democrat knowing that they have voted against gun owners regularly. And theres one particular person here who kinda seems the same way.

Rem. 222 · 04-18-2004, 08:23 AM

I have three teeth missing, but I also wear a partial plate, not bad for a guy my age. My dentist tells me my teeth are in excellent shape and should last the rest of my life. I think he meant to tell me I don't have long to live.

God Bless

Your friend Rem.