Press Release dateline April 2004:
For immediate Release:
Washington D.C.
Congress has just begun legislation on a bill against the Archery Community. They have declared bows and arrows just as dangerous a weapon as guns. Anyone owning a bow and arrow must now have a safe lock device properly installed on each of their bows. The safe lock device will be available at any local gun or archery shop. Arrows must be filed down to a dull point. This will secure the safety of our children. Or, any drive by archery attempts. Did I mention that this is April Fool's Day? hehehe, gotcha !!
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You got me with that one. I was actually starting to get a little ticked off cause that would not surprise me in the least with the people in this country that think up this stuff.
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"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency........... Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."
Here I thought it would be a ban against the tactical armor piercing carbon express shafts.
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New Law Against Bow hunters
