Little song about Bush

[yippidy-yap]

All together now, to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:



Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush

His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush,

He drank like a fish while he drove a car about,

But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.

DUI that is,

Criminal record

Cover-up.



Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale

He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.

He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk,

And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.

Blow, that is.

White gold.

Nose Candy!



The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.

Kin folks say, "Georgie, stay at home with Mom."

Let the common people get maimed and scarred.

We'll buy you a spot in the Texas National Guard.

Cush, that is.

Country clubs.

Nose candy.



Twenty years later George gets a little bored.

He trades in the booze, says Jesus is his Lord.

He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."

So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.

Gun owners, that is.

Falwell.

Jesse Helms.



Come November 7, the election ran late.

Kin folks said, "Jeb, give the boy your state!"

"Don't let those black folk get anywhere near the polls."

So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes. Chads,
that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.



Before the votes were counted, the 5 Supremes stepped in.

Told all the voters "Hey, we want our George to win."

"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.

And that's how little Georgie finally got his coronation. Rigged, that
is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.



Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

[MinnFinn]

Now that you've copied your asinine non-sense here and slandered a man who is much above the likes of you as Mt. Everest is above Death Valley, you can crawl back in the hole where little urchins who fill their bird brains with hate-speech go to. Save your energy for another chance at a meaningful thought in about 4 more years.

Whether that"™s moveon.org or johnkerry.com you"™d feel at home with others like you or not, I don"™t know. I don"™t think you"™ll find many here who"™ll wallow in the sewer like the ones you get his garbage from.

Sick!

[buckshot47]

I'de say that second line more than likely decribes you. If you have a problem with gun owners your in the wrong place

[etothepii]

Nope, lies still sound like lies, even when you sing them.

[Ezzy333]

Terrific little ditty! Too bad there isn't any truth in it. Probably says something about the author and the people that post it!!!!!

Ezzy

[JagMagMan]

Liberal trash, is liberal trash, even when put to music!
You are far too easily amused, the coke line must be about yourself!

[slugman]

nonsense ......." Gun Owners " ? Your in the wrong place to post this liberal crap

[ButchA]

Hmmm.... I don't see the contents of the Yippidy-Crap posts, because I blocked his asinine drivel. [:@]

Butch

[kenton6]

Must be an April Fool's joke. No sane person would send that here.

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