Whooooooiiieeeeeee !! Feelin Hillbilly tonight !!!

[stealthycat]

I live in a pretty nice neighbor. Today , my wife went and got a truckload of turkey litter. The idea was to put in flower beds, maybe maybe on the yard .....

I spread the whole damn truckload over our lot - stinks like a turkey house in mid July !!!

I bet my neighbors think I'm as redneck as they come !

[PABuck_HNTR]

Got something against Hillbillies?

Some folks here resemble that remark!

[radical]

i live in kermit west virgina.do that make me hillbilly

conrad

[Tree climber]

I got a load from the dairy last friday and on the way home the axle on my trailer broke,the tire went into the frame and blew out the tire.I dove it into the ditch and dug a trench for about 50'.
Now there is a big pile of bovine feces in the ditch.[8D].
Sat. morning at 6:30 my wife woke me up and said we had a mission.to go get breakfeast and buy a new trailer.(I have been needing one for several years).
Now I can break the new trailer in,in a whole new way.

[badshotbob]

ORIGINAL: stealthycat

I bet my neighbors think I'm as redneck as they come !

I can smell you from MI, Stealthy!

If I were your neighbor, I would be tic'd you didn't ask me to go in on the good stuff. Does that make me a redneck backwoods hillbilly like yourself?

I've got a pile of horse manure out back for ya if the turkey stuff doesn't work out.

BTW, what is up with that sig? I liked the llama better.

[vc1111]

You try a box call when you were in that turkey house? Wearin' your camos? Your good boots? *(boots could be a good idea). Fill your tag?

[bob d]

was that you man your ripe

[hntngirl]

a truckload of turkey litter

HA! That's not so bad! Growing up, my dad was a lab tech at the sewage treatment plant. At least once a year, he'd bring home a truckload of "sludge" and spread it all over the front yard. Smelled real funny, and I was constantly praying none of my friends would ask what that black stuff all over our lawn was, but we had the greenest grass in town. Does that count as redneck, or just plain gross?[&:]

[Dave590]

I hate to bust your wannabe redneck bubble...But everybody knows that bird crap has too high of an acidity content to be condusive to flower growing.

Turkey poop will kill your flowers.

Cow & Horse poop is what you put on flowers...The PH level is above 7.0. Turkey crap is down in the 5.5 to 6.8 range.

Real rednecks know about soil.

[kevin1]

ORIGINAL: Dave590

I hate to bust your wannabe redneck bubble...But everybody knows that bird crap has too high of an acidity content to be condusive to flower growing.

Turkey poop will kill your flowers.

Cow & Horse poop is what you put on flowers...The PH level is above 7.0. Turkey crap is down in the 5.5 to 6.8 range.

Real rednecks know about soil.

They also know that poultry litter has a nitrate level so high that unless composted and mixed with some filler it will burn every plant in sight .