slick willy

[radical]

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a
phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
It will be called:
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

[radical]

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven
that you can get sex from Aides.

[radical]

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like
Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close,
but no cigar."

[radical]

The FBI has coined a technical term
for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue."

[radical]

Clinton now recruits interns from
only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

[radical]

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a
donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production,
and gives you a false sense of
security.

[radical]

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
All these women coming forward ,and not one is his sister!

[radical]

Hillary Clinton recently went
to a fortuneteller who intoned,
"Prepare to become a widow. Your
husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
Hillary took a deep breath and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"