Extreme Trivia - only the morons will get this

[fng]

Who sang this song. It was accompanied by a snare drum and guitar:

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all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.

yeah TOAST yeah TOAST

oh wee monsieur bonjour cool cat,
uh huh croissante du bagette,
maurice a vaulzey effeil tower,
o wee maria bagette vouze,

FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST

[vc1111]

Dr. Demento?

[fng]

It was played there in it's studio format. But Doctor D. was a D.J.

[vc1111]

I recalll hearing the song. I remember how bad I wanted to acquire the album.

[vc1111]

I cheated and looked it up...proving that I'm a moron for sure.

[fng]

I have no idea why that damn song got into my head today but I started cracking up when I was "playing" it in my head.

The next tune that ran through my head was this very obscure techno-metal-rap song that is actually quite catchy and EXTREMELY difficult to find in original form.

Green Mind by Dink.

[lamb1647]

Proctor Silex?

Bill

[8mm/06]

I know this....and will therefore admit to being a moron....
But the real reason I know this is that the guy (and i will reveal the artist later) is a local comedian who got a lot of exposure a few years ago...
his initials are H. B.

[fng]

I know this....and will therefore admit to being a moron....

I was of course being facetious.

[8mm/06]

The artist's initials are H.B.
First name is 2 syllable, first syllable rhymes with what horses eat ... starts with He_ 2nd syllable of the first name is what trees are made of.....
Last name is Banks
And this guy is 180 bricks shy of a full load...strange people are afraid of him.