> > Two Republican congressmen board a flight in L.A.
> > Just before take-off a Democratic senator gets on
> > and takes the aisle seat beside them. He kicks off
> > his shoes, wiggles his toes and is just settling
> > down for a nap when the GOP in the window seat says:
> > "I think I'll get a Coke."
> >
> > "No trouble," says the Democrat, "I'll get it for
> > you."
> >
> > While he's gone the GOP picks up one of the
> > senator's shoes and spits in it. When he returns
> > with the Coke, the other Republican says: "Could I
> > have one too?"
> >
> > The Democrat kindly goes to fetch it and while he's
> > away the other Republican congressman picks up the
> > other shoe and spits in it. The Democrat returns
> > with the Coke and they all sit back to enjoy the
> > flight.
> >
> > As the plane is landing, the Democratic senator
> > slips his feet into his shoes and immediately knows
> > what has happened.
> >
> > "How long must this go on?" the Democrat asks. "The
> > hatred between our two parties... the animosity ...
> > the rivalry ... the spitting in shoes and the
> > pi$$ing in Cokes?"
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The Tazman aka Martin Price
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Republicans and Democrats!
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