Politics 101: Quick and Easy, One Step Voting Guide!
So, you don't have the time and energy to keep up with politics?
You need a quick and easy guide on whom to vote for?
No problem!
Just turn on the tube, or crack open just about any old rag, see who Hollywood is bashing, and vote for that person!
It's quick!
It's easy!
And best of all, it works right 99.9999% of the time!
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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty or Safety!
Ben Franklin
I LOVE my country, I FEAR my government!
If your mother was an abortion proponent, would you be reading this right now?