RE: lawyer writes me a letter advising me to sue
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard
people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them
lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonalds, or the tobacco
companies?"
The man says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all
the ugly people I've slept with."
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