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Old 12-20-2003, 07:34 AM   #1
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"Show me a guy driving down the road blasting Radar Love and I"™ll show you a guy in a short sleeve terry cloth shirt. With his high school graduation thingy hanging from his rear-view mirror. Class of 79, with a haircut to match. It"™s the same guy who proudly displays his Kansas and Styx concert ticket stubs.

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Old 12-20-2003, 07:47 AM   #2
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"Upon the secession of Virginia, April 17, 1861, a convention was entered into between that State and the Confederate States of America, after which the seat of the Confederate government was removed to Richmond, and the Congress assembled there July 20th; from which time properly commences the history of the Confederate navy."
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:51 AM   #3
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"Those with hairy stomachs tend to generate more fluff, as abdominal hair is alleged to assist with dislodging fibres from clothes then collecting and channelling them into the navel. Also those with larger bellies often experience greater volumes of fluff - possibly due the tendency of large stomachs to possess deeper navels, thus a larger space for the lint to lodge in.

But how does it accumulate in the navel? Dr Donald E. Smith remarks that navels may possess a moist and sticky secretion that catches whatever lands nearby. On the other hand, Dr Bhupendar S. Gupta, whose doctorate is in the study of textile fibres, attributes the accumulation of navel fluff to the stomach's "microclimate" - where the flow of air between clothing and the abdomen carries small lint particles that get lodged in the navel. "
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Why did the Babylonians base their number system on 60? I can understand 10 or 20 but 60???
Who said that? ...............................

Who said that!???..........................

Well, we'll just sit here then till someone confesses.
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Each January 19, Edgar Allen Poe's birthday, a solitary mourner of unknown identity leaves a half-consumed bottle of cognac and a single rose on Poe's grave. The unknown mourner has left this tribute each year for many decades.
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In the end, it will look a lot like pollywog ponds towards the end of a long, hot summer day, and smell about the same. But it is going to be "where the action is," and we're going to find it hard to avoid watching it -- even if the only sane response to watching the twentieth stump speech of Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, or Al Sharpton is poking out your pupils with red-hot needles.
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even if the only sane response to watching the twentieth stump speech of Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, or Al Sharpton is poking out your pupils with red-hot needles.
I actually get something from Sharpton.....the class of THAT field.
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Why did the Babylonians base their number system on 60? I can understand 10 or 20 but 60???

Who said that? ...............................

Who said that!???..........................

Well, we'll just sit here then till someone confesses

April Holladay, science writer.

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I see vc has been nipping at the scotch and entering another mind expanding experience.
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