Luxury car extras.....
Lincoln Navigator
A lady bought a new Lincoln Navigator, and returned
the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out
how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he
continued.... and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
The lady drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful
classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get
one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
"A$$HOLES!" she yelled...
Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie
Chicks, began to play.
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