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It is a picture of Santa Clause pulling out his pants and looking down them with the tag "Santa won't be coming this year - Milk makes you impetent soy does not"
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I find this amusing!!! Milk = Impotence?!?!??!?!??!?!?! I personally know one man that drinks milk like his life depends on it and he has TWELVE kids!!!! They are one AWESOME and well behaved family too!
I will shoulder my burden as a sportman and do my duty to refute their (PETA) Santa statement. Our family (Dad & Mom, and four boys) drinks/uses 60-80 gallons of milk per month. Yes, per MONTH! According to PETA's statement I must be more impotent than a 26 year old Oscar Meyer weiner. Now remember, I'm doing this just for the sake of sportsman around the world. I challenge PETA to find a pretty PETA-supporter and we'll see if I'm impotent!! Now finding a pretty PETA girl may be tough. Most PETA folks look like war refuges with one exception... Rosie O'donut!
Now remember, this would be for research purposes only and done as my duty to sportsman everywhere!