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Old 12-05-2003, 08:28 AM   #1
 
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:07 AM   #2
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Well, it aint all bad

If you like raisins
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:18 AM   #3
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I took a black friend of mine snow skiing one time and after the day I asked him what he thought about it and he said with all the white snow and white people he felt like a raisin in a rice bowl. My point being the liberal muslim translators can now say that the 72 virgins will be young black girls. [:-]
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I'd just like to see the look on the terrorist's faces when the show up in paradise expecting virgins and Allah hands then a fruit basket!

Of course, if you study the Quran as it's written NOW it's pretty clear that suicide bombing, and perticularly the targeting of innocents, women and children, is a BIG no-no in Islam. But I'm sure the Islamist terrorists don't bother reading that part.

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Well, if it's virgins, I'm in, but I want them before I have to blow myself up. Raisins though? I mean really, I could get all the raisins one could eat in a week for five bucks, what could the going price for 72 be?
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I have been curious as if the 72 virgins get replaced. You know eternity
is a long time, It only takes one fling to change a virgin to a non virgin.[]
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Old 12-05-2003, 02:04 PM   #7
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Now 72 raisins...no way. However, 72 raisin cookies. ( ok so I'm trying to get better jokes.

That might be something to look into. Also, I'm with burnie...are they virgins for all eternity or until we are "with them?"
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A German scholar contends that the Islamic text has been mistranscribed and promises raisins, not virgins
Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in-between. Maybe it's 72 80-yr-old virgins. Ooooohhh, Baby!
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I rode the #1 train in NYC one time and felt like a marshmallow in a coal bin. I can understand your friends feelings after a day on the slopes.
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hntngirl, I visualize the whole thing as the would be beneficiary of this largese being presented with 72 new born babes in need of eternal diaper changes, bathing and feeding at all hours of the day and night. Poetic justice anyone?
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