1) We have the dubious distinction of having elected the first U.S. city' s socialist mayor - Zeidler, and the bastard is still alive. Milwaukee has a building named after him. It houses all goobermint workers.
2) We boast the 2nd highest over all taxes in the country. Take that sissy boys.
3) We rank 26th in wages. We can get taxes, butt f***ed and look at socialists. ...so there.
4) We have a governor Jim " Bingo" Doyle who got into office from dirty money and promises from the Indians and the teacher' s unions - then he passes a " play for pay" law outlawing what he just did -- and not one idiot noticed or cared because we have 1 out of every 10 working for the goobermint. TAKE THAT you fools that can read.
5) We boast one of the highest brain drains in the country - but we have the most expensive school system in the country. Average professor' s salary in a public university is $80,000. And this includes PhD' s in social work. TAKE THAT you puzzies.
6) S.E. wisconsin schools boast a grad rate of 50% from high school- guess we' re just a little ahead of the curve you nerd turds.
7) We have the wealthiest senator in the country- and he' s a fag. His name is Herb " the dairy queen" Kohl - and he hates guns and religion and companies.
8) We have another senator named Russ " I can' t find my ass" Feingold. I need not say any more.
Ah you guys get me all weepy eyed for moving back to the land of cheese. Been looking for a house there with some good property since Feb, but haven' t found the right place yet.
Luckily, I don' t need a job fng If you in the steel industry, I' m moving my company
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