Ok, Folks. Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used
to the results. After seeing the whiners along the inauguration route, the
folks from Texas have decided that we might just take matters into our own
hands. Here is our solution:
#1: Let Al Gore become President of the United States (all 49
states).
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of
Texas. So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).
We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States
Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term " Don' t mess
withTexas," will take on a whole new meaning. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.
Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it' s too bad about those northern states. Al Gore will figure a way to keep them warm...Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing
computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, DellComputer,EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi Nortel, Alcatel, Etc,Etc. The list goes on and on. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, and other large health planning centers.We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Texas Tech,Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women' s
University,etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway. We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some more. We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don' t have an army but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple Texas Rangers. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and vegetable produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste
good.
Don' t need any food.This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic
of Texas in good shape. There isn' t a thing out there that we need and don' t have.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Gore: Since
you won' t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President
Gore will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of
the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won' t have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won' t have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Mr. Gore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.
Just a few notes on REAL election results:
Total Counties won by Bush: 2,434 Total Counties won by Gore: 677
Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million.
Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million
Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000
Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000
States won by Bush: 29
States won by Gore: 19
And an even more remarkable finding....
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by
Bush:
0.1
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by
Gore:
13.2
Researchers found one more interesting fact that might help
explain these disparate murder rates. Gun ownership in the counties won by Mr.
Bush is much higher than in the counties won by Mr. Gore.
Signed, The People in Texas.
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THE NRA, WHERE WOULD YOU AS A GUN-OWNER BE WITHOUT THEM.
GUN-OWNERS, UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL.
Hahaha, I am with Jorgy, don' t take away the women! Cool post man, wish I could say the same for Colorado. Figure out some way to get the mountains down there and I am in .
Hey man i dont know about texas, i heard some people LIKE their farm animals a little too much ![&:] but i still think CALIFORNIA is the state you dont mess with! we are in top 5 in the economy statistics( i know we are in a deficit but im talking about revenues) but i think we should abolish san fransisco a part of cali because too many tree humpers up there and second California has the most big chested woman than anywhere else!!!! AKA SILICON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD texas has some woman. California we only need a REAL football team forget the raiders they SUCK!!! and 49ERS, chargers are there with them! If it were up to me i would move the denver broncos here ( ONLY IF THEIR HEALTHY! ) BUT i would settle for the COLTS, i heard about some rumors that they might move here in 2006! Showtime basketball is back and nobody will beat the lakers!! SPURS SUCK!!!AND you can keep your oil in texas because we have oil but i figure the new trend around here is hybrid cars and there will be enough oil. California can feed the whole world if it wanted to but instead we feed fat americans including texans, you mention medical facilities well we got great plastic surgical facilities. California has 50 million and still counting ( depending who survives crossing the border from mexico) LAST AND NOT LEAST WE GOT THE PLAYBOY MANSION IN CALI!! YOU GUYS WONT GET YOUR ANNUAL PLAYBOY SUBSCRIPTIONS! LOL
HEY STRUT MY SOON TO BE GOVERNOR ARNIE CAN KICK YOUR GOVERNORS ASS!!
Without a steady stream of literate employees from the North, The Texas Republic would soon be just another third world country looking for handouts from the U.S.A. so much for the dream.
God Bless Texas!!! Good post Strut.
I' ve traveled alot in my short life. I use to go up to Colorado every January because of the beautiful scenery but man do they have some of the ugliest woman that I have ever seen. Love the mountains though but after my fill of snow for a week, I' m ready to get back home.
California is the cesspool for *****s and fake women. Not only that but they have a governor who you can hardly understand. The dude wasn' t even born in America and he knows what the people of California needs? Boy, the Californians sure are a smart bunch aren' t they? As far as basketball in concerned....shoot, you can have it. It' s overrun by a bunch of overpaid thugs anyways. When I here the word ' California' the first thing that comes to mind is a tree-huggin, poop flingin' , Diana Ross listenin' , limp wristed liberal fruit cake. Nuff said.
God Bless Texas.
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*****The liberty we prize is not America' s gift to the world, it is God' s gift to humanity*****
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by
Bush:
0.1
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by
Gore:
13.2
Researchers found one more interesting fact that might help
explain these disparate murder rates. Gun ownership in the counties won by Mr.
Bush is much higher than in the counties won by Mr. Gore.
This ought to get pounded into the heads of all these fruitcakes who think gun control makes them safer. Texas sure sounds like a cool state. One I' d like to visit someday. Strut, you forgot something else Texas does extremely well--Execute criminals. They lead the nation and none of those executed EVER repeat any crimes.
8X8, it isn' t just the bay area, it' s LA too. Those are the 2 huge population centers where all the liberals vote in the crap in this state. I' ve long thought California should be split into a Northern and Southern states. We' ve got the mountains and water in the north. All the bay area has is seafood and LA only has Disneyland. I feel sorry for the hunters who live down south as it' s gotta really jack them up seeing that many bunnyhuggers at once.
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Jesus Christ--The reason for the season!
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
If you're certain you know everything, there's little opportunity to learn anything.
Don' t mess with Texas.
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As far as basketball in concerned....shoot, you can have it. It' s overrun by a bunch of overpaid thugs anyways. When I here the word ' California' the first thing that comes to mind is a tree-huggin, poop flingin' , Diana Ross listenin' , limp wristed liberal fruit cake. Nuff said.
