Mad Cow in my yard

[fng]

Dairy farmer down the street decided not to sell. He bought 6 new heifers - one got loose right after I got home. She decided to take 3 horseback farmers on on a low speed chase through my yard. It was truly thrilling.

One horse crapped on my driveway. god i' m glad i' m not in the city.

[Dave590]

It' s pretty thrilling to watch two thousand pounds of beef stroll across your yard.

Last spring my neighbor rented a bull for a month to " service" the ladies, and not once, but THREE times that big SOB got loose. Two of those times I looked out to see him standing on the edge of my property watching cars go by. Not knowing any better, I walked up to him and simply told him to get his smelly *** back home. He then followed me to the gate and waited for me to open it and let him back in.

On the third time, my wife had called the neighbor, and he was there as I was letting the bull back in the gate. The bull was apparently worth a small fortune.

I was given life long permission to fill as many crop damage permits on his property as I want. I seem to recall that he gets something like a hundred and twenty five permits a year.

[fng]

The funny thing is, I' m only 1.9 miles away from the city of Waukesha (a smallish city but a city none the less).

I laughed my ass off when I saw this dumb cow cruising through my yard and the farmers were affraid i' d be cranked off. I told them hell no!

In the past I was used to gang bangers and thieves running through my yard - a cow is a hilarious change of pace.

[Coastie]

I wish somebody had a stop watch on me the last time a bull " Followed" me across a field. I cleared three barbed wire fences and a quarter mile in what must have been record time.

[rockytop]

In my cow working days, we had a 2300 pound bull that was mean, mean, mean. But, you didn' t have to worry about him because his family jewels hung almost to the ground and if he tried to go faster than a walk, the jewels bag would wrap around his rear legs and tangle him. It would make him madder than hell cause he couldn' t chase you. The bull use to service 3 different beef farms and it was easy to load him on a trailer to move him to the next farm because you just walked out in the field and here he would come at a slow pace to get you. When he got close you just walked up into the trailer and the bull would follow. When he came in the back door of the trailer, I' d walk out the front door of the trailer and somebody would slam the rear doors and I' d shut the front. Easiest mean bull I ever loaded. That sucker be madder n' hell by then and be roaring and slinging saliva everywhere. By the way, he was a prolific breeder. He had 150 sons and daughters drop in a 2-1/2 month period and that is servicing some ladies.

[burniegoeasily]

You could have added some excitement to the chase by throwing out some fire works.[:-]

[eldeguello]

Not too long ago, in central NY not too far from Syracuse, there was a young BULL MOOSE wandering amongst the dairy farms, trying to strike up a friendship with the local Holsteins. Game dept. says they think he eventually wandered back north to the Adirondacks....