Service

stork · 09-29-2003, 07:48 AM

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word " service" . The act of doing things for other people. Then I heard these service terms:

Internal Revenue Service,

Postal Service,

Civil Service,

Telephone Service,

Service Stations,

A O L Service Desk,

Customer Service,

City/County Public Service.

And I became confused about the word " service. This is not what I thought " service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned
that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those " service" agencies are doing to us...

fng · 09-29-2003, 07:49 AM

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stork · 09-29-2003, 08:14 AM

Something is really messed up here. When I go to edit my message the text is all there.

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning
of the word " service" . The act of doing things for other people.
Then I heard these service terms:

Internal Revenue Service,

Postal Service,

Civil Service,

Telephone Service,

Service Stations,

A O L Service Desk,

Customer Service,

City/County Public Service.

And I became confused about the word " service.
This is not what I thought " service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them
mentioned
that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand
what all those " service" agencies are doing to us...

stork · 09-29-2003, 08:20 AM

Still trying to fix this.

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning
of the word " service" . The act of doing things for other people.
Then I heard these service terms:

Internal Revenue Service,

Postal Service,

Civil Service,

Telephone Service,

Service Stations,

A O L Service Desk,

Customer Service,

City/County Public Service.

And I became confused about the word " service.
This is not what I thought " service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them
mentioned
that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand
what all those " service" agencies are doing to us...

WANWTF · 09-29-2003, 09:52 AM

HA!

burniegoeasily · 09-29-2003, 11:49 AM

That was a good one Stork.

hntngirl · 09-29-2003, 03:43 PM

[>:]Ahhh! It all makes sense now.

FFTJ · 09-29-2003, 06:10 PM

I thought there for a while we were getting " serviced" by Stork!

CalHunter · 09-29-2003, 09:01 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

And so true.

stork · 09-30-2003, 07:17 AM

Best line I' ve herd in a long time FFTJ!