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Old 09-26-2003, 10:49 PM   #1
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Default Get 10 gallons of Mazola Oil and...

...remove all furniture from the linoleum-floored room.

Pour the oil out on the linoleum.

Get naked.

Place your feet against the walls; keep your knees bent for leverage.

Push off hard and spin.

Repeat as necessary.
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:00 PM   #2
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Is this a group activity or a solo venture? and does it have to be mazola oil or can any vegatetble oil be used?
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:13 PM   #3
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[][:-]Make sure you close your curtains first! The neighbors might not fully appreciate the finer points of this activity!
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If you have carpet don' t forget to put down poly sheeting first, oily carpet increase the friction coefficient

It is also a mess to cleanup. LOL Have to leave the curtians for safety restraints.
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Old 09-27-2003, 06:36 AM   #5
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slow on topics are we ????

vc, that oil gets in places you didn' t know you had places !
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Old 09-27-2003, 07:17 AM   #6
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vc, that oil gets in places you didn' t know you had places !
When you get to be my age, some of your parts start to squeak.
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:19 PM   #7
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I saw the goats outside just now doing it or trying to.lol

Agroup of about 30 & a big male guarding his haram , chasing way these other male antalopes who keep on getting close, must get him going to he came back& tryed to mount a few... think the oneshegoat was going to let im go for it , whne another interloper is aproching the haram& has to go chase have that one.....

need my 10x for that group , but there not to far i can see im good lol... i try not to stare[]
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add about a dozen extra large grapefruit to the fun.it' s amazing what an oiled grapefruit will do for the party.[:-]
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Old 09-28-2003, 09:37 PM   #9
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If done in groups, add helmets. This,even though it may not be mandated by law.
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