Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in the mirror.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was
depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided
to call on help from God.
" God...if you take away my love handles, I' ll devote
my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off.
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My mom email me this and I thought it was funny enough to share...
Just a reminder to be careful what you ask for. She got famous for being the only thing willie got done in 8 years. She should have known better even if slimeystud willie didn,t
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And lied to a Grand Jury.
And pardoned indebted felons.
And turned down the opportunity to apprehend the one that caused the loss of 3000 American lives, More that once.
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Should of it not been her lips that fell off???????
Quote:
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in the mirror.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was
depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided
to call on help from God.
" God...if you take away my love handles, I' ll devote
my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off.
As in, Slick Willie had ahold of her ears when she was doing the deed...hence, love handles. Get it?!
Monica' s going to make the headlines again!
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